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without further adieu, Friday, in #5tweetsorless!
walked into Starbucks and walked out with a skinny latte and a new name…Larissa. thanks barista, made my day.
he: I’ll drive.
me: the convertible? isn’t it a little Barbie’s dream car?
he: is it your mission in life to shame me?
me: every chance i get
bade goodbye to amazing art director and all round good guy Noel! we were lucky to have you. go, #beamazing
oooooo, you pissed me off so bad, Larissa the EVIL twin almost took over, but alas, I am a lady & really you’re not worth it.
slight detour on the way home for a movie. left with beer, wine & 3 movies. whoever opened the liquor store beside blockbuster is a#genius
and that’s it. do it a little differently, a well-timed smile is all you need & it’ll be better in the morning. #goodnightmoon
a Zen-ish day in #5tweetsorless – or as i like to call it “go ahead, try me” day.
spilled coffee all over my shirt in the car. turned around, changed. dived right back into traffic. meh, coffee wasn’t that great anyway.
two surprises awaited me in the office! a baby tree (bonsai really) and all of rosetta stone. i will learn to parlez vou even if it kills me
discovered the best way to get out of a meeting going on for too long – no, not a shanking, schedule a dueling meeting! or ya know, hang up.
she: hmph, you’ve picked up some new bestfriends.
me: yeah my old bestfriends picked up a case of the “smug marrieds”.
she: ur evil.
me: <3 you
and that’s it. be the one or be somebody or be the hero of the story & i’ll get my damn grand gesture, damnit. #goodnightmoon
A day late, but the sentiments intact
here’s my martini drenched Wednesday, in #5tweetsorless
he: “don’t disregard an out of state purchase. we could do a road trip or two. yay road trip!! Love, your diesel burning/skewed loving Dad”
more and more #coachella plans have been laid out, mapped out and shopped out. who knew I wasn’t the only PM amongst my friends?
you showed up. good job. btw, the secret’s out. #oops.
he: this one has “blah, blah, blah and champagne”.
me: I’ll take two.
he: you wore your f*ck me pumps I see.
me: no, these are the come flirt with me’s…the come f*ck me’s are the 5″ pumps
and that’s it. surprise yourself, be nice…or not, deal with it, or leave it & everyone is worth a grand gesture. #goodnightmoon
decided to work from home today and loved every single couch-coffee-drinking, pajama-pants-wearing & bad-tv-watching minute of it
he1: i’m like a lesbian with a penis.
he2: dude, wtf?
he1: lesbian with a penis. should i tweet that?
me: don’t worry #igotthis
he1: Ris, i am too sober for fluorescent lighting.
he1: can we go somewhere else? with booths?
me: and beer?
got back home and proceeded to to puddle splash in my rain boots, on a full, happy stomach. yeah, i’m easily amused. very, very #bueno.
i didn’t come out of my pajamas until 2pm. don’t be disgusted. instead, #bejealous
met up with my Dubby for a little caffeine break, “responsible shopping” and some zombie finger puppet action. win all round.
me: can we go watch Black Swan?
he: can i pre-game?
me: for a movie?
he: for a BALLET movie.
me: point taken. bring your flask.
got home from Black Swan and it made me want to dance in my underpants…with a tutu, so to save me from myself, i went to a bonfire.
ended the night fireside with smores, a bit o whisky, new company and a bunch of warm, fuzzy feelings…but that could have been the whisky.
and that’s it. sleep in, lounge around, spend time with a friend, dance even if you don’t know how & soak it up. #goodnightmoon