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An Alter/Altered Ego Friday, in #5tweetsorless

Howdy

without further adieu, Friday, in #5tweetsorless!

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walked into Starbucks and walked out with a skinny latte and a new name…Larissa. thanks barista, made my day.

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he: I’ll drive.
me: the convertible? isn’t it a little Barbie’s dream car?
he: is it your mission in life to shame me?
me: every chance i get

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bade goodbye to amazing art director and all round good guy Noel! we were lucky to have you. go, #beamazing

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oooooo, you pissed me off so bad, Larissa the EVIL twin almost took over, but alas, I am a lady & really you’re not worth it.

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slight detour on the way home for a movie. left with beer, wine & 3 movies. whoever opened the liquor store beside blockbuster is a#genius

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and that’s it. do it a little differently, a well-timed smile is all you need & it’ll be better in the morning. #goodnightmoon

A Zen-ish day in #5tweetsorless

a Zen-ish day in #5tweetsorless – or as i like to call it “go ahead, try me” day.

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spilled coffee all over my shirt in the car. turned around, changed. dived right back into traffic. meh, coffee wasn’t that great anyway.

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two surprises awaited me in the office! a baby tree (bonsai really) and all of rosetta stone. i will learn to parlez vou even if it kills me

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discovered the best way to get out of a meeting going on for too long – no, not a shanking, schedule a dueling meeting! or ya know, hang up.

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she: hmph, you’ve picked up some new bestfriends.
me: yeah my old bestfriends picked up a case of the “smug marrieds”.
she: ur evil.
me: <3 you

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and that’s it. be the one or be somebody or be the hero of the story & i’ll get my damn grand gesture, damnit. #goodnightmoon

A Martini Drenched Wednesday, in #5tweetsorless

howdy folks,

A day late, but the sentiments intact

here’s my martini drenched Wednesday, in #5tweetsorless

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he: “don’t disregard an out of state purchase. we could do a road trip or two. yay road trip!! Love, your diesel burning/skewed loving Dad”

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more and more #coachella plans have been laid out, mapped out and shopped out. who knew I wasn’t the only PM amongst my friends?

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you showed up. good job. btw, the secret’s out. #oops.

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he: this one has “blah, blah, blah and champagne”.
me: champagne?
he: yup.
me: I’ll take two.
#lush

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he: you wore your f*ck me pumps I see.
me: no, these are the come flirt with me’s…the come f*ck me’s are the 5″ pumps
he: #iloveyou

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and that’s it. surprise yourself, be nice…or not, deal with it, or leave it & everyone is worth a grand gesture. #goodnightmoon

A Puddle Splashing Monday, in #5tweetsorless

decided to work from home today and loved every single couch-coffee-drinking, pajama-pants-wearing & bad-tv-watching minute of it

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flirted with the idea of starting P90X, but then ended up having burgers and beer with Khalil and @Creville21 instead. #yummo

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he1: i’m like a lesbian with a penis.
he2: dude, wtf?
me: mhmm.
he1: lesbian with a penis. should i tweet that?
me: don’t worry #igotthis

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he1: Ris, i am too sober for fluorescent lighting.
me: oh.
he1: can we go somewhere else? with booths?
me: and beer?
he1: yes!
me: yes!
he2: #smh

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got back home and proceeded to to puddle splash in my rain boots, on a full, happy stomach. yeah, i’m easily amused. very, very #bueno.

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and that’s it. a picture is worth a thousand words, #denydenydeny, love pies are very complicated & say yes to the unexpected #goodnightmoon

Saturday, A Dance in Your Underpants Kind of Day, in #5tweetsorless

i didn’t come out of my pajamas until 2pm. don’t be disgusted. instead, #bejealous

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met up with my Dubby for a little caffeine break, “responsible shopping” and some zombie finger puppet action. win all round.

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me: can we go watch Black Swan?
he: can i pre-game?
me: for a movie?
he: for a BALLET movie.
me: point taken. bring your flask.
he: done.

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got home from Black Swan and it made me want to dance in my underpants…with a tutu, so to save me from myself, i went to a bonfire.

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ended the night fireside with smores, a bit o whisky, new company and a bunch of warm, fuzzy feelings…but that could have been the whisky.

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and that’s it. sleep in, lounge around, spend time with a friend, dance even if you don’t know how & soak it up. #goodnightmoon