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Couldn’t Ask For A Nicer Friday, in #5tweetsorless
Howdy,
a frustrating, productive, surprising and happy day, in #5tweetsorless
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me to myself: the car won’t start.
myself to me: did you change the battery like you said you would?
me to myself: i hate you sometimes.
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finally got some good people moving, team and account planning done today with the work parents. shakeups are now in session.
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surprise! i went to lunch with —- and enjoyed every moment of it, especially the part when McLovin himself walked into the restaurant!
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hmph, @elrolio shared this story with me http://bit.ly/gQAcWy that had me simultaneously laughing and crying. pet owners, tread carefully.
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myself to me: car won’t start, again.
me to myself: i guess we can’t go out then.
myself to me: i blame u.
me to myself: i hate u sometimes
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and that’s it. dance in cars, draw on tables, give compliments, make it into anything & it feels good to just feel good #goodnightmoon
A Real Good Thursday in #5tweetsorless
Howdy folks,
just one of those good ole fashioned good days, in #5tweetsorless
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me: OMG!
she: what?
me: he’s in the car beside mine!
she: drive away!
me: traffic!
she: switch lanes! you don’t want vibes del douche!
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go ahead, ask me anything about the cargo capacity of a mid-sized SUV and if it can take 5 PYT’s to#coachella long live#troopbeverlyhills
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she: I need just a designer.
me: 1 designer for 20 resizes and no concept?
she: yeah.
me: imma let u think about what u said and call u back
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he (in scrubs): hey I’m David. I’m a doctor.
me (unfazed): yeah? good for you, your mother must be proud.
he: wait, wha…
me, *long gone*
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msg received on IM: I am disappointed in you.
*user is now offline*
me: what the? oh, I think I missed Thirsty Thursday. #crap
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and that’s it. enjoy the good days, laugh at the funny, be stupid with your friends & look forward to the weekend #goodnightmoon
A Huggified Day in #5tweetsorless
good evening fine people!
it rained, it shined and i gave thanks for it all in about #5tweetsorless.
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twas a rainy wednesday morn and all thru the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a dog, a mother or a brother. ugh, i hate weekdays
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walked into the office & was greeted with the madness of getting a pitch deck out before noon. whirlwinds in #adland keep the blood pumping.
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bit the bullet and spent a bajillion dollars on products from Kiehl’s in the hopes of getting glowy skin and feeling pretty. wish me luck.
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can you die from almond overload? cause i think i’ve eaten about 1/2 a pound of them. does it help that they’re raw? i’m gonna die aren’t I?
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had dinner with the mom and the bro tonight 
i know i complain a lot, but i love her, i swear. mostly when she’s sleeping though.#kidding
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and that’s it. not everyone deserves the best of you, sing for a friend, sing for yourself & grab happy by the horns #goodnightmoon
A Sing Songy Monday in #5tweetsorless
Hola,
last night, in #5tweetsorless, complete with soundtrack and beer and computerized trivia.
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got home from work, determined to make the house presentable for mother, but then was invited to karaoke and it was all downhill from there.
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me: got Chimay?
he: no.
me: Duvel?
he: no.
me: La Chouffe?
he: i have other beers with 9% alc.
me: thx for seeing where i was goin with that
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she: name the country where ‘Haw Flakes’ are made.
he: what the hell are “Haw Flakes”.
she: fuck all if i know.
me: step aside, #igotthis.
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Best song to sing in a bar? “Hey Jude” because EVERYONE chimes in on the na na na na na na’s.
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Best song to sing in a car with the top down at 1am on a Monday? “I Hope This Gets To You” by the Daylights coz you can shout it at the moon
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and that’s it. beer is best, shout at the moon, scream at the stars & if you don’t take it how will you ever get it? #goodnightmoon #goodmorningworld
A Sweet, Surprising Sunday in #5tweetsorless
Folks,
A truly beautiful day today. Hope your’s was just as dreamy.
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my cry for Dunkin coffee went unheard, so i went back to bed, figuring i’d fare out better in my dreams…and no such luck 
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but when i finally got up, i threw open all my windows, made a cup of coffee and enjoyed my backyard with the dog. why? cuz it’s #sunday
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received a text that set the stage for the adventures of Jonesy, Khalil & Creville, Part Deux. watch out Miami, we only do #epic…
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…and apparently only burgers & beer. nay, the best burgers coupled with the cheapest beer we could find. my tummy is forever smiling with those two.
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then received another text that set the stage for a sweet, funny, weird yet perfect evening. sigh. just#begentle, please.
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and that’s it. people are always full of surprises, so come over, just be patient and don’t worry. #goodnightmoon
