Editor’s Note: Editor being me Mamachel as previously stated in my last video post. Although Bonnie and I share similar humour it is not me. I see these one day before you. That is all. Now go read and enjoy
Hey team, its ur girl Bonnie, and I, well I am a bit confused. But first a quick sidebar, tell me something.Why ex’s feel that because they had it once before they will/can get it again? You think this is like when you close you facebook account and its still there whenever you decide to come back?
Yes I am aware that I told you it’s yours, a you have di title fi di land, a ur name stamp pon it….. But wah dat have to do with anything sir? You nuh demit office two years now? How you coulda possibly want buy a one lunch and feel say that mean pokey time? Retroactive Pokey at dat, you seem to believe this is a public sector wage dispute.
Donnn’t make me haffi get Beyonce on you ( although she is a next pillow biter, love boost up woman and den gone home to big lip , real supligen )… now onto the rest of this week’s shenanigans
At first I had a date SCOREE! And then now I am not so sure if I have one anymore? It’s been a week of my summer love quest, and while I found a new way to meet men, (anywhere that cars are, eg: garage, parts stores, tyre stores) I don’t quite understand what exactly took place this week.
Girl meets Boy, Boy behaves as if he is gonna die, if he doesn’t get girls number, so much so he sets a date (Saturday) and moves it up to Friday because he doesn’t wanna wait that long to see girl, (all this happened Wednesday afternoon) and then on Thursday, you’re gonna ask girl if you can confirm in the morning????…..what the fichus?
So duhh I cancel the plans all together and say I just going make plans with the girls then ,maybe Saturday , although I have no intentions of going anywhere! Bonnie only rhymes with Winnie in name, not nature sir (*looks at phone and wonders why isn’t it ringing!*…how else am I gonna ignore the call and teach him a lesson!)
What is really happening here sigh…I didn’t make this up, this was a two hour conversation that ended in a date proposal soooo WHE ME DATE DEH!!! This is a dating diary for Pete’s sake! And after me find date, poof! Nothing! No call, no ping, no text, just nutten …any men reading this care to explain?
And girl’s it was a decent catch to, stats are as follows:
- Own’s his own business
- Under 40 (first for me in years, but now I remember why I date 40 plus)
- Charming (at the time)
- All his teeth are straight and white enough
- Good looking
- One child over the age of five
- One baby mother….actually ex wife …if you’ve never done the step mommy thing, ex wife > baby mother.
In the scheme of what is going on in the world that was pretty decent, so all I can say for this experience is STEUUUUUUUPS. And I did say I was tired of being a step mother right?
So I suppose I was rule breaking anyway , now if this was 1998….(2008), I would invent several ways to just happen to be in the area, or go slash dem tyre deh miself, and go buy more , so I could see him again but why should I have to do that ?
The rest of this week was all about surveillance, I’ve invented an easy to read key of my outings
Gotta tell you though after the big let down of this week , I am so not in the mood to leave my house, this is exactly why I left this dating crap alone and exactly why I turned a 6mth fling into a 5 year relationship.
Anyway I suppose it would have been too much to ask, to meet a man the week I said I wanted to and it actually work out. Let’s hope next week is better, all roads lead to Mobay! The ex-pats are in bloom!
Love ur girl