Howdy,
This is a rant. Plain and simple. The other day I was in Burger King for lunch and while signing a work meal voucher a man in his late 40′s leaned over and asked, ” Can I get one of those vouchers” I responded with a firm “No” and he said I was mean. I’m fine with that. Let’s roll on down to tonight. I leave the gym and stop by the wholesale to get some stuff and a young man with his head wrapped in a merino and wearing a merino and cut off jeans leans over to me and says” Baby is a coincidence this? How the two a we end up here at the same time?” Me: “well I needed soap and you clearly want something to buy” He persists asking me what’s my name on facebook *PAUSE*
IT is at this very moment I’m thinking to myself “what the fuck is going on, why are these men even brave enough to approach me?” When did I get so approachable that perfect strangers are comfortable asking me for a meal voucher and my facebook. BACK THE FUCK UP!
I don’t care if you want to call me a snob but there are certain men regardless of your address or social status that I will not speak to romantically EV-ER. And NO ONE dare write me about ghetto men. I have spoken to my fair share. My problem is how does begging me a meal voucher open up a door to maybe getting my number and Nigga why is your head wrapped in a merino?! I have so many questions.
It has reached the point now where I go out and I honestly don’t see new men. If you’re not a friend of mine, work associate or acquaintance I don’t see you. Why? Because half of the time I end up in conversations like the aforementioned that leave me baffled, driving home wondering if im drunk.
And females you can’t possibly think you’ve escaped. SOMEBODY IS FUCKING THESE NINJAS!!!! Someone is giving them their phone number and Facebook. STOP IT! If you walk up to me with a merino on your head I automatically assume that you are wiping my car glass. Stop. Fucking. These. men!!! I cannot say it enough.
Ok I’m done. If this happens to you just ask “You talking to me?” and keep it moving. UGH!
Faith & Love (non for bums)
Mamachel
P.S. When I told merino man no he said to search him on Facebook : Gungo daps or some shit like that. I can’t eventalk about the fact he’s named after some damn peas.
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I HAYTE when men try to “break the ice” by begging something. It irks my soul regardless of what type of man it’s from. I find it so tacky. WHy are u begging me food? WHat else will you beg? WHy aren’t you offering to provide food for me AS A MAN?! Ugh
me a dead pon de gungo daps …LOL
good post
Thank you
*iDied* Now I see where that tweet stemmed from. Honestly, this kinda frankness is refreshing. You have to admit, they did have some balls to approach you, give em that. Maybe you should get a blouse to detract them cause apparently they won’t leave you alone (it’s cause you’re beautiful really). But it does seem that us men need to up our games when approaching a woman. And mi nuh wrong yuh fi shut dem down, they deserve it (especially dude in merio turban, nigga….what?)
Thank you sweetheart. Men def need to up their game. It is so annoying to be eating and a man says “can i get some?” nigga I dont know you
A++ i cannot retweet this enough
Yeah, how exactly starting on a TAKING SOMETHING FROM ME, really get you anyfurther than a middle finger? Dem crawny more times u c. I wonder if is me a get pop dung or dem big, bad, n brave, cause Gaza empower them.
I just fucking can’t!
lmao. Chelan I deading in here tonight. I cant even comment. This shit is just hilarious but I know where you’re coming from.
That shit in Turks too?! So is a worldwide epidemic? or just Regional ? I need answers!!
lol, girl that shit is worldwide. hahahahaha. They are even bolder here. You lucky he didnt ask you for your bbm pin.
bwahahhahahha …
i want to kno WHY dem feel it necessary to call to EVERY girl dem see ALL di time.
more time i’d like to leave from the car to a store without hearing “BAYBEEE, BROWN SKIN, PSSSSSSSST” UGH!
the other day i had to had to loud up a married man (who was beside his wife). a nuh scabby alone upset me.. and is like man nuh seh “good morning, hello, good afternoon” agen . vexxx
LOL it is the take 20 shots and u muss score 1 mentality.. All men are taught this way. Nice post.
@SadeSweetness :Men actually still do say good morning, hello and good afternoon and 9 times out of 10 it gets them nowhere but anyway.
The post is hilarious but it is serious, some “men” just…lol i dont even know what to say about gungo daps, but it would seem the level of respect and approach towards a woman has dropped, and none of the sexes seem to care (only a few, like yourself) and then there are the women that complain about not finding a good man but when the good man comes along dem suh frighten dem nuh knw weh fi do nd run dem weh nd end up givin ppl like bredda daps the thought that its completely ok to approach a woman wid a merino pon him head. I dont doubt for a minute that he has done it before and the chic thought it was the cutest thing she had ever seen. kmt, dem sumn yah jus greivin.
Everyone wants to win the lottery……
The word I always use is Ambitious… these men are stupidly ambitious!
Its all a gamble for them. They are wondering will/can they get a girl this hot. Worst a browning. J’can men love browning.
This reminds me of my supermarket security who firmly believes that I am “destined to be in his life”, purely by virtue of my shopping where he works….But yup it is at pandemic stage now….cause I have had some men roll up to me in recent times and my only reaction is …. HELL.FUCK.NO.
you know what’s worse, when u at a club and an ugly nuh rass man try talk to u. u politely say no and ole duppy start in on u: f*** u then. u not even that cute neways!…. ok so why were u looking me? step off
First and foremost Mamachel big ups…..you always keep it controversial… I had to comment this blog because as a man it evokes many emotions……I’m not making excuse for gungo daps but ladies it’s not easy to be the one that’s always chasing/persuing. To make it worst most of ya’ll think you’re some diva celebrity and unnu s**t can’t make patty lol.. Woman nowadays too judgemental man.
So get this, I’m a corporate man which means that mi neva clean but suppose I’m home painting my apartment and happen rush to get something at the supermarket in my dirty close. If I happen to see a nice damsel that appeals to me…should I not say something to her?…I’m just saying..I know ja small but geez it’s now or never.
A woman should be real and understanding. A man best foot will not always be forward. And that’s why 9 out of 10 times these easy on the eyes, ever clean guys end up getting his share and moving along and ya’ll baffled as to why him don’t want unnu. Stop being so hard on the brothers and give them a break….there is a lot of woman out there that don’t even get a “pssshh” a day time.