decided to work from home today and loved every single couch-coffee-drinking, pajama-pants-wearing & bad-tv-watching minute of it
he1: i’m like a lesbian with a penis.
he2: dude, wtf?
he1: lesbian with a penis. should i tweet that?
me: don’t worry #igotthis
he1: Ris, i am too sober for fluorescent lighting.
he1: can we go somewhere else? with booths?
me: and beer?
got back home and proceeded to to puddle splash in my rain boots, on a full, happy stomach. yeah, i’m easily amused. very, very #bueno.